To say that this week has been one of the worst week for Arsenal would be an understatement.Seriously.Apart from the miraculous victory over Real Madrid, the game against Blackburn has literally eliminated any hopes that Arsenal had of being able to qualify for the Champions League through the league.An optimis might disgress and say that there is still 11 matches to go. However with our current form, i cant even begin to imagine how we will be able to overcome the team's above us.

Our reserve team's usually scintilating form also seems to have suffered after losing to Spuds in the top of the table clash by 2 goals to one.Even our prolific scorer Lupoli couldnt level the deficit,and to think that we are about to face Tottenham next week.

Theres one news about Benitez not being happy with the one goal win over Man city.Dont really know what he's rambling about, for what Arsenal wouldnt give to have even a one goal win.Man cunts won the Carling Cunts Cup yesterday and by the way they reacted you would think that they won the Champions League.

Arseblog celebrated its fourth year anniversary yesterday, and there's a long post reminiscing about the past that you can read there,so three cheers for Arseblogger .

Thats all for tonight i guess. Theres just the matter of my exam results coming out in two weeks time when my future will be decided by numbers and alphabets written on a piece of paper but that still seems like a long time . Hopefully the only numbers i see would be A's and 1's.Hopefully......

Well, what a week it has been. Arsenal became the first English team to have defeated Real Madrid in their own stadium thanks to an inspiring performance by Francesc Fabregas. I just hope that we can make it through the second leg.
Besides that, Chelski lost to Barcelona even though they appllied their "dirty tricks" by turning their pitch into a potato farm.Shove that up ur cunt Moanrinho.

By the way, here are two pictures from last weeks action that i found thanks to evild.














Try and spot the hamburger in this picture.

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This is a tribute to that wastedump Chelski has...
Its pretty hillarious actually...

Nothing much happening today,aside from Spuds getting booed off the pitch after drawing with Wigan. You know, i really was never impressed of Wigan and what they have accomplished until now, so three cheers for them.

The Madrid match is so near i can smell Posh from over here.Woodgate said they are going to crush us just before saying he respects us as strong opponents.well, anything can happen really and it all depends on whether we perform or not .So thats that for today, hopefully tomorrow will be a more interesting day.

T-Day

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't' realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.

I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY

3. TODAY

4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."

Its evening now, and my how time flies especially when you have nothing to do . I went to sleep at around 4 am right after i finished reading the Silmarillion. The book was freaking good and if u cunts are ever interested in reding any book i would sugest you try it out. but it would help if you have read the LOTR trilogy first before reading it. Besides, ive just checked out a few breathtaking paintings by Ted Nasmith of scenes from that book.

Two "mighty" cunts are playing later today in the "cup for cunts".Liverpool face off against Manure . I cant believe the way people are reacting as if this was the last football match ever on the face of this planet.Anyway, expect a lot of boring football on display today.

By the way ., thats me in my ex-working place.

After a long week of lay-off and working, im finally finding the time to write something.
First of all , im now free as a dove, able to glide wherever i want, skim the outer reaches of the earth in search of total solitude for i have finally quit Teleplan after 1 month of work.the great gods have finally smiled upon me.

ON another matter, the defeat of Arsenal at liverpool left me in a sorry state.I was cursing and shouting all week wif my bro who happens to be a liverpudlian fan .Those cunts. this has to be the most depressing year for any Arsenal fan.I cant believe we lost to those cunts for the second time in 10 GAmes.Anyway,well just have to see how we perform at Real madrid next week.

That was a trully inspiring article by the Latin snake(Not a Latin,Not a snake),a lottle too eloborate,but succintly put.He is known to be rather eccentric especially in matters pertaining to Kharthik(for whom im sure he's writing a new article on).

Arsenal is fighting Bolton tonight, so im truly hoping for the best the third time round.Theo Walcott could feature so expect a lot of bedazzling skills on show.

WOW~! IT’S MALAYSIAN IDOL TIME!!

A few days ago, Malaysia was rocked by a sensation no bigger than a human’s fart. This so called “sensation” was caused by no other than the #@!X% Malaysian Idol. Many Malaysians do not realize that they were being deceived right under their noses by this so called “Idol Competition”. This is all just an “illusion” to cheat Malaysians of their hard earned money. (Glad to say that I’m not one of the victims!) This competition is pure crap because the so called contestants (people who seek cheap publicity) are judged based on votes and not talents. The three clowns and so called “judges” think too highly on themselves without realizing that they are pure @$$ clowns who know only how to make fun and humiliate the contestants. I would personally love to see these @$$ clowns themselves performing if they really are that damn good to actually criticize and humiliate the contestants. Who the heck they think they are?

Now, let’s just take a brief look (not worth wasting time on it!) at this year’s so called “winner”, Mister Daniel. Who the heck is this “dude”? He’s just a low-down rat from Kedah. Is he really talented? Do his votes really come from his talent? Or is it from his “cute” (bluek!) looks that made fan-girls readily and willingly to spend their money to vote for him. Come on girls! He’s way too short. And for god’s sake, just take a closer look at his teeth (glad I’m not eating right now, or I might be in danger of puking my guts out!) he thought that he’s cool by dying his hair but little does he realize that he’s got more hair than he can ever handle and he just looks like a mad freak on the loose. Get a haircut dude! Don’t tell me you can’t even afford a RM10 haircut?! Idols should be more decent and appealing to the public and not look like a f***** up pø®n star. He should pursue his studies and not waste his time on this freak competition that he believe could lead him to “stardom”! where is this so called “fame” going to take him to? He ain’t gonna make it to the MTV’s Music Awards, or even make it to US Billboard Top 100 Chart! He’s just gonna be a low-down funeral home band singer in the few years to come. Give him a few years and he’s just gonna be famous among his parents. And forgotten by the public. Just take a look on last year’s winner Jaclyn Victor, she’s just a nobody right now, just like the Malay proverb, “mati ditelan zaman”. They’re not gonna be “The Next Big Thing”, they’re just gonna enjoy, at most, one year of fame. When the next Malaysian Idol begins, Daniel’s just gonna be a forgotten faggot. How many albums is he gonna release? I bet it won’t even exceed even one album, or if Malaysians are lucky enough to escape from this pest, no album at all is gonna surface.

Let’s just compare our “freak idol” and the classy American Idol. American Idol produced superstars like Kelly Clarkson who had just recently released her second album with chart-topping hits like Behind These Hazel Eyes, Breakaway and Since You’ve Been Gone. What about our last year’s Jacyln Victor, who just came up with one “cincai” album with only a so called “hit song”, Gemilang. We don’t have to cross the continents to go all way to America. Let’s just take a look at the land down under, Australia. Australian Idol produced world renowned superstar, which is Guy Sebastian who loves our Malaysian chicken curry.(at least Malaysians are good in making world renowned chicken curry) Malaysia tried to “tumpang” his fame by claiming that he is a Malaysian citizen, but he was smart enough to save his @$$ by claiming he was an Australian citizen and competing in freak competitions like Malaysian Idol. Instead he chose to compete in the prestigious Australian Idol which made him known throughout the world, while our Jacyln Victor, I doubt even known outside of Puchong.

Let’s just roughly go through the profits raked in by the Malaysian Dodol (it’s better called this way) competition. Millions of voters (poor influenced victims) rushed in excitedly to SMS their votes for this competition. I have just done a very basic calculation on the amount of money this freak competition is taking away from us.

1 SMS cost = RM 0.50
Estimated voters = 2 million (least figure in a week)
Estimated cash raked in by the organizers = RM 0.50 x 2,000,000 = RM 1,000,000

Reminder: This in only the figure calculated during the ‘final stages’ of the competition. Just imagine he huge sums earned from the early stages of the competition.

These days, the government has been allocating huge amounts of funds to maintain schools in our country. Recently 10 million was allocated for this project. Let us all sit back and think what if an SMS fund was set up by the government and all you stupid voting fans out there SMS and donate for some good cause instead of voting for some stupid freak who wants “stardom”. Isn’t donating for a good cause better than seeing some freak like Daniel winning a fraud competition and releasing some album (which I bet would be real crap). Recently, the devastating tsunami that destroyer our land left many victims hurt and abandoned. Where were all you people when the government needed donation and funds? Don’t you feel ashamed when you voted for this freak competition now and just ignored the government’s pleas to get funds and donations to save victims of the destructive tsunami? Does this Daniel freak winning the competition more important than thousands of unfortunate lives in our country that suffered during the tsunami? Don’t you feel guilty at all? Have a heart please! (Ignore this statement for those who donated during the tsunami)

Anyways, what benefits do we get if Daniel becomes a Malaysian Dodol? Nothing at all! He ain’t gonna be the next Prime Minister of Malaysia to guide our nation towards Vision 2020. He is just gonnna be a rich bloke, driving fancy cars and living in a big house after robbing the public of their money. Remember, you voted for him and made him famous! What do we get by making him a star and rich? Not a single S***, bear that in mind! Why don’t we Malaysians spends our time more wisely and our money more usefully in more benefiting ways to us and the nation rather than fanatically follow and support some freaks who dumbly enroll in some fraud scam competition!

Don’t get me wrong, I ain’t an enemy to talent competitions but I am just playing my part in making all you crazy Malaysian Idol Competition fans out there to wake up and realize that this whole “competition” is actually a media scam to rob the public of their hard earned cash. It is just another money making scheme that is perfectly concealed by the sponsors and media to cheat and rake in money from the public. So, please don’t be dumb (I am sad to say that) and keep on being crazy about this Malaysian Idol competition. It is fake, it’s cheating and it’s dumb. I am sincerely appealing to the government so that this competition of freaks will be banned forever and never start a new season again. I am just trying to make all you Malaysian fans out there to realize that you’re just another confused kid in this very confused world. (ahem!ahem! of course I ain’t confused) Thank you.

The LATINO behind the scenes:
The Latin Snake

Ahh midweek and im already feeling the work blues; not that i have been working this whole week, but tommorow i'll have to work another 12 hours fixing thousands of hardrives that i'll never own and without any possibility of nicking any.On a brighter note, i'm quitting on the 15 which means no more 12-hour shifts for me.

Footie watch: Theo Walcott scored his first goal yesterday on his debut but ended up on the losing side.Arsenal reserves lost 3-2 to pompey in what must be their first loss in ages.Abou Diaby has insisted that he is far from being the new Viera and Alexander Hleb is trying to migrate back to Germany.
Looks like ill have to find some motivation to go to work tommorow.Cheers.

Your Hillbilly Name Is...

Little John Clementine

Teenage Wasteland (the song by the Who playing in the backgroung) is born to a thunderous rapport of no one and ear-splitting cheers of pure silence.There is no singular aim in creating this blog; just a medium to voice our inconsolable spirits in this unforgiving world.Besides, i'd like to use this blog to ramble on about all things Arsenal and maybe insult a few other 'lesser clubs' and even a few individuals on the way.

Blog scheduled to open on the 15th