WOW~! IT’S MALAYSIAN IDOL TIME!!

A few days ago, Malaysia was rocked by a sensation no bigger than a human’s fart. This so called “sensation” was caused by no other than the #@!X% Malaysian Idol. Many Malaysians do not realize that they were being deceived right under their noses by this so called “Idol Competition”. This is all just an “illusion” to cheat Malaysians of their hard earned money. (Glad to say that I’m not one of the victims!) This competition is pure crap because the so called contestants (people who seek cheap publicity) are judged based on votes and not talents. The three clowns and so called “judges” think too highly on themselves without realizing that they are pure @$$ clowns who know only how to make fun and humiliate the contestants. I would personally love to see these @$$ clowns themselves performing if they really are that damn good to actually criticize and humiliate the contestants. Who the heck they think they are?

Now, let’s just take a brief look (not worth wasting time on it!) at this year’s so called “winner”, Mister Daniel. Who the heck is this “dude”? He’s just a low-down rat from Kedah. Is he really talented? Do his votes really come from his talent? Or is it from his “cute” (bluek!) looks that made fan-girls readily and willingly to spend their money to vote for him. Come on girls! He’s way too short. And for god’s sake, just take a closer look at his teeth (glad I’m not eating right now, or I might be in danger of puking my guts out!) he thought that he’s cool by dying his hair but little does he realize that he’s got more hair than he can ever handle and he just looks like a mad freak on the loose. Get a haircut dude! Don’t tell me you can’t even afford a RM10 haircut?! Idols should be more decent and appealing to the public and not look like a f***** up pø®n star. He should pursue his studies and not waste his time on this freak competition that he believe could lead him to “stardom”! where is this so called “fame” going to take him to? He ain’t gonna make it to the MTV’s Music Awards, or even make it to US Billboard Top 100 Chart! He’s just gonna be a low-down funeral home band singer in the few years to come. Give him a few years and he’s just gonna be famous among his parents. And forgotten by the public. Just take a look on last year’s winner Jaclyn Victor, she’s just a nobody right now, just like the Malay proverb, “mati ditelan zaman”. They’re not gonna be “The Next Big Thing”, they’re just gonna enjoy, at most, one year of fame. When the next Malaysian Idol begins, Daniel’s just gonna be a forgotten faggot. How many albums is he gonna release? I bet it won’t even exceed even one album, or if Malaysians are lucky enough to escape from this pest, no album at all is gonna surface.

Let’s just compare our “freak idol” and the classy American Idol. American Idol produced superstars like Kelly Clarkson who had just recently released her second album with chart-topping hits like Behind These Hazel Eyes, Breakaway and Since You’ve Been Gone. What about our last year’s Jacyln Victor, who just came up with one “cincai” album with only a so called “hit song”, Gemilang. We don’t have to cross the continents to go all way to America. Let’s just take a look at the land down under, Australia. Australian Idol produced world renowned superstar, which is Guy Sebastian who loves our Malaysian chicken curry.(at least Malaysians are good in making world renowned chicken curry) Malaysia tried to “tumpang” his fame by claiming that he is a Malaysian citizen, but he was smart enough to save his @$$ by claiming he was an Australian citizen and competing in freak competitions like Malaysian Idol. Instead he chose to compete in the prestigious Australian Idol which made him known throughout the world, while our Jacyln Victor, I doubt even known outside of Puchong.

Let’s just roughly go through the profits raked in by the Malaysian Dodol (it’s better called this way) competition. Millions of voters (poor influenced victims) rushed in excitedly to SMS their votes for this competition. I have just done a very basic calculation on the amount of money this freak competition is taking away from us.

1 SMS cost = RM 0.50
Estimated voters = 2 million (least figure in a week)
Estimated cash raked in by the organizers = RM 0.50 x 2,000,000 = RM 1,000,000

Reminder: This in only the figure calculated during the ‘final stages’ of the competition. Just imagine he huge sums earned from the early stages of the competition.

These days, the government has been allocating huge amounts of funds to maintain schools in our country. Recently 10 million was allocated for this project. Let us all sit back and think what if an SMS fund was set up by the government and all you stupid voting fans out there SMS and donate for some good cause instead of voting for some stupid freak who wants “stardom”. Isn’t donating for a good cause better than seeing some freak like Daniel winning a fraud competition and releasing some album (which I bet would be real crap). Recently, the devastating tsunami that destroyer our land left many victims hurt and abandoned. Where were all you people when the government needed donation and funds? Don’t you feel ashamed when you voted for this freak competition now and just ignored the government’s pleas to get funds and donations to save victims of the destructive tsunami? Does this Daniel freak winning the competition more important than thousands of unfortunate lives in our country that suffered during the tsunami? Don’t you feel guilty at all? Have a heart please! (Ignore this statement for those who donated during the tsunami)

Anyways, what benefits do we get if Daniel becomes a Malaysian Dodol? Nothing at all! He ain’t gonna be the next Prime Minister of Malaysia to guide our nation towards Vision 2020. He is just gonnna be a rich bloke, driving fancy cars and living in a big house after robbing the public of their money. Remember, you voted for him and made him famous! What do we get by making him a star and rich? Not a single S***, bear that in mind! Why don’t we Malaysians spends our time more wisely and our money more usefully in more benefiting ways to us and the nation rather than fanatically follow and support some freaks who dumbly enroll in some fraud scam competition!

Don’t get me wrong, I ain’t an enemy to talent competitions but I am just playing my part in making all you crazy Malaysian Idol Competition fans out there to wake up and realize that this whole “competition” is actually a media scam to rob the public of their hard earned cash. It is just another money making scheme that is perfectly concealed by the sponsors and media to cheat and rake in money from the public. So, please don’t be dumb (I am sad to say that) and keep on being crazy about this Malaysian Idol competition. It is fake, it’s cheating and it’s dumb. I am sincerely appealing to the government so that this competition of freaks will be banned forever and never start a new season again. I am just trying to make all you Malaysian fans out there to realize that you’re just another confused kid in this very confused world. (ahem!ahem! of course I ain’t confused) Thank you.

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